10 reasons... Why UR U.S. Visa can get rejected
The blog below is written out of my hatred for US consulate office, because they did what no one else dared, they rejected me a Visa... Thou shall suffer!
Newez, guys, this doesn't mean i dont like US or anything... i am dying to go there, so once the Visa is granted, the post is gonna disappear and my long lost love for US shall resurface...
Hey, by d way, if u r a US consulate officer, Sir, with due respect, i am writing this just for fun. So i hope next time when i come there i will get a Visa, or else i wud have to rewrite this again, such a pain.
Its like a new world to all of us, begging the consulate to grant the USeless visa, standing in queues and wait for the godly officer to smile and grant the ultimate seal... WTF!
And you never know why and how ur visa can get rejected, this guide doesn't help you to get a US visa, in fact it tells you what can be the reason behind ur visa getting rejected. So here we go...
1. The officer had a bad day.
2. The officer is a smart enough to know that u plan to be an illegal immegrant.
3. The officer thinks u r a terrorist.
4. The officer thinks, the first thing u will do when u land in US is, kill Obama.
5. The officer thinks, u will go to his house as a PG (and he has two young daughters).
6. The officer is smart enough to know that u are going there to grab some $$$ and come back richer. (obviously, u r stealing their money u jerk)
7. The officer is not smart enough to understand ur project needs.
8. The officer is a dumb A$$.
9. The officers wife cheated on him last night.
10. The officer wants u to stay here and help grow ur economy.
Long live Obama...
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